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nue:

i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash

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bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

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surprisebitch: “initails ”
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dogjpeg: “*pounds fists on table* GIVE THEM THE ICE CREAM!! GIVE THEM THE ICE CREAM!! ”

kaijutegu:

I’m at the zoo and a little girl is lovingly staring at a ground boa and whispering “hi sweetie pie” and telling it that she reads two books before bedtime is this what baby slytherins are like

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belleandwhistle: “breyanarae: ““ elegantlytasteless: “ Underwater sculpture, in Grenada, in honor of our African ancestors thrown overboard. ” ” I couldnt not reblog this, it’s so powerful to me. ” oh my god. ”
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jessajohansson:

i didn’t understand the hype about wearing leggings as pants until i started wearing leggings as pants and now there’s no going back

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blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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